> You married the Wrong Person.

 

You totally married the wrong person.

We all did…

… and here’s why.

 

We are social animals; so if you are human and have a heartbeat, you are will absolutely live through many versions of yourself based on your experiences shaping you over the course of a marriage. The person you are and the one who sleeps beside you, are literally different people than you were at “I do”. So how could the ‘right’ person, right now, still be that …

>Why Marriage in movies sucks royally

Just before my wedding, I remember being gripped with the fear of taking on the title of “wife”…

Like, today, I’m your girlfriend – we have fun together and really like each other, but the second I become your wife, I’m going to inexplicably transform into a nagging, needy mess that you can’t stand to come home to.

I don’t know from where this image came; reality TV? Popular culture? Maybe, according to Seth Rogan, all around funny guy, and apparently, guy …

>Can we fall back in love?

Remember when you first met your partner and suddenly started blowing off friends, calling in sick to work – generally falling off the radar? Remember??? 

By the time you realized how insufferable they could be, you already needed them; badly. You may have already been committed; engaged or married, when you stood in your newly-leased kitchen, holding the sweaty socks that he left lying in the middle of the floor (again) and wondering for the first time, ‘WTF did I …

>I think I wanna marry you…

Wanna smile? HARD?! Wanna cry – maybe, a little?

Watch this. I cried when you first actually SEE the future groom – totally worth waiting for!